Best Bridesmaid Dress Award
Looks like someone has just given the fuck up...
The Total Tool Award
We get it you're being "ironic", right? You owe Dustin Diamond a nickel because he was dressing like this in 1992 and he looked stupid too.
Best I'm Too Fat for this Outfit Award
Dammit, this an awards show not a tennis pro shop for the blind.
Best I Desperately Need Attention Award
Over compensate much for your lack of talent?
Best God Please Stop Award
Still fucking awful...
Best Supporting Total Tool Award
Abraham lives! So where is Negan and his precious Lucille when we need them?
Yeah, No Award
I'm not sure what the industrial structural integrity rating is for latex but this has to be close to its max.
Does This Wall Make My Ass Look Big Award
And you thought the talent on the red carpet was bad...this came in through the service entrance.
Best Impression of a Fire Hydrant Award
It was difficult to keep the dogs from urinating on her.
Lifetime Achievement Completely Worthless Award
Best Newcomers Ready to Be Shit Out the Bottom of the Porn Biz Award
Sorry I don't know who these 3 are and I really can't be bothered to care.