John Edwards
I'm talking about Senator John Edwards here NOT the psychic of the same name. Senator Edwards allegedly made a sex tape with his mistress Rielle Hunter, reportedly while she was pregnant with his lovechild. You don't have to be a psychic to realize this wasn't going to end well...
Chyna
Putting the APE in sex tape. She made a sex tape with fellow professional wrestler Sean Waltman (X-Pac) - poor bastard. They actually solicited the tape to be distributed. RIP
Fred Durst
And you thought the worst thing this guy produced was from behind the mic while "singing" for Limp Bizkit.
Kim Kardashian
They also stole her ability to suck dick...
Gene Simmons
Released in 2008, Gene's sex tape did NOT include longtime girlfriend Shannon Tweed...but it did contain plenty of breaks for him to iron his hair.
Tila Tequila
Kinda like watching a self-hating Nazi-loving ET give head. Hard pass.
Tonya Harding
Her best side. Trust me, no really. This is as close as any human should get to trailer trash.
Hulk Hogan
The Hulkster is such a gentleman... he removes his dew rag before making sweet love to Bubba the Love Sponge's wife. Spoiler alert: Terry Bollea does not have a 10" penis.