The floor
Stick that cock to the cold hard floor! The gold standard use of the Suction cup dildo; you can go at it on your knees or be more adventurous.
Couch Rider
We recommend against trying this method on your favorite $5,000 dollar leather couch; hey but it's your couch... this method also works on fabric couches if you've borrowed your grandmother's plastic couch covers (or just visiting her).
The Shower Wall
If you're looking to put on a good show... well we highly recommend slapping that dildo to the glass wall in your shower. We do recommend caution when using on the door though; results may be unexpected and cold!
Furniture
If you're into splinters and a the pine fresh smell of Pledge; we highly recommend cupping that cock to your favorite piece of furniture... now that's some morning wood!
The Tub
Back in the bathroom... another favorite is to stick your new silicone lover to the side of the bathtub. Be careful though we don't want a slip and fall incident.
More furniture
We realize we already covered furniture; but did we say clear plastic?
Don't stick to to anything
Of course one options is to not stick it to anything and just grab hold of that cock!
Bring a Friend!
Always on the table is the option to bring a friend; especially if you might have gone a little crazy when selecting the length of your new friend.
The Toilet
A preferred method by many; the toilet can allow you some great access to ride your standby boyfriend. Is this called taking a #3?
Mirror Method #1 - The Ride On
We've got three methods that involve a mirror; you know so you can see all the action. The first is slap that sucker to the mirror put it on the floor and go to town... you may want to choose an unbreakable mirror for this method.
Mirror Method #2 - Missionary
Mirror Method #2 is a little more tricky... you're going to need to be pretty limber for this one!
Mirror Method #3 - Doggy Style
Mirror, Mirror on the wall who has the cutest asshole of all? Mirror method number three give you unprecedented views as you back up on that beast!
The live Double Penetration
Looking for that threesome fantasy fulfillment; this method combines Mirror Method #3 along with a live hard cock... it's the closest thing your jealous boyfriend will ever let you get to a real double penetration 3-way.