Awful Shit: Yelp Strip Club Reviews

There used to be a day when going to a strip club was a private event, not something you told the entire world about. Here are a few of my favorite shitty Yelp strip clubs reviews from around the country. Seen a better one? I like to laugh too, tweet me

6. Roxy’s Night Club - Brooklyn, IL

Duh Dave, of course, there's another way to serve a ping-pong ball...

5. PT’s Showclub - Portland, ME

Nate, seems to me that this dancer went above and beyond.  In some clubs having a girl fart in your face is only allowed in VIP.

4. Erotic Cafe - Pennsauken, NJ

FYI Dick M., hand sanitizer does not kill syphilis, crabs or most types of yeast infections.

3. Derriere's Gentlemen Club - Myrtle Beach, SC

Thank God that's not Dr. Eli's dick pic.

2. Oasis Good Time Emporium - Atlanta, GA

Looks like Jenny missed her period...at the end of every sentence.

1. PT's All Nude - Denver, CO

"All the workers smell of dog food and cheap perfume." Wow, that's powerful stuff coming from a man of God. Somebody give the Lord a lap dance!



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